On my way into my grocery store the other day I walked by a homeless man who lives near the front door. Sometimes he's shooting up, sometimes not. As I entered the store in loose fitting sweatpants he loudly pointed out that I could earn my own stimulus package in a "guts 'n butts" strip club. I was flattered that he took time out of his busy schedule to give me valuable career advice despite the fact that he will never be able to afford to visit me at said establishment.
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