Last Friday: Random Notes From An Extremely Random Night

-Hottest new hip hop/raggae club in the city is owned by Andrew W.K.?!

-P Diddy (Sean? Puffy? Diddy? Captain C.E.O.?) and Ben Stiller arrive together. Ben, what role are you researching?

- Japanese hipster girl in line in front of me (of course has the best style in the room) cannot contain her excitement when Stiller walks right by and calls out “Ben Stillah! Luv heeem!”

-Crowd that has been chilling all night to Tribe, Wu-Tang, Jodeci, and Biggie gets geeked out when Montel Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It” starts playing

-The pocket sized hipster Israeli porn star looking bartender is somehow hot as hell and I wasn’t even drunk

One of my best NYC nights so far.